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Three things… a poem
What are three objects you couldn't live without? Oh, life’s a ride, a wild parade, With three dear things that never fade. First up, the Bible, my holy guide, For wisdom, peace, and truths inside. It tells me “love thy neighbor,” sure, But also helps me stay mature— When Wi-Fi’s slow, I turn to prayer, …
February Wind-up Blog…
Putin rolling on the floor laughing with the Trumpster not getting the joke (him being the joke)! What a busy month it's been, only 28 days in the month, but 25 posts. My total now being over 200 since I started. I think I deserve a lie down. February is my birth month and I …
Boredom is just so boring – a poem.
What bores you? Boring... Boring, Boring, Boring…Boring, boring, boring—This meeting has me snoring.The clock hands move like slugs in glue,My soul is slowly warping.The PowerPoint is endless,Graphs and charts so senseless."Synergy" and "paradigm shift,"I’d rather eat a cactus. And don’t forget the KPI’sThe bosses really love themI’d rather stick needles in my eyesIf you understand …
Black Patent Leather Crocodile Skin Shoes.
Tell us about your favourite pair of shoes, and where they’ve taken you. These shoes are beautiful, they are black patent leather crocodile skin shoes. (Crocodile pattern, no 🐊 crocodiles were harmed in making these shoes). They have taken me dancing, to parties and fine dining. They have been worn with dinner suits, lounge suits, …
The Gift of Family.
Share one of the best gifts you've ever received. Photo by Anna Shvets on Pexels.com I am stretching this prompt from ' Share the best gift,' to the 'share the best 9 gifts.' Firstly, there is my wonderful wife. How she puts up with me is something that amazes all our friends. She is loving …
Budget? What budget?
Write about your approach to budgeting. Don't ask me about budgeting, it really is not my forte. Before I was married I was two things. Always broke. Mainly drunk. It wasn't until I met my wife that I was ever solvent or sober. I really don't know what she saw in me, I was generally …
God Save the King.
Are you patriotic? What does being patriotic mean to you? King Charles lll I am British and very old. We have a different view of patriotism than many other countries. We have a royal Family, a King and a Queen Consort. At my time of life, we are fed up with politicians of all types …
Go to Jail – do not pass go.
Have you ever unintentionally broken the law? I think we all do it sometime in our lives. Especially motorists. In fact drivers probably do so every time they are in their car or on their motorbike. We all creep over the speed limit. Drive too close, (an offence in the UK), fail to stop at …
