What are three objects you couldn’t live without?

Oh, life’s a ride, a wild parade,

With three dear things that never fade.

First up, the Bible, my holy guide,

For wisdom, peace, and truths inside.

It tells me “love thy neighbor,” sure,

But also helps me stay mature—

When Wi-Fi’s slow, I turn to prayer,

And thank the Lord that it’s still there.

Next, my phone, my digital mate,

A tiny screen I can’t berate.

It holds my memes, my maps, my tunes,

And I can watch some Looney Tunes.

Without it, I’d be lost, forlorn,

A soul adrift, a heart forlorn.

But with it, I’m a WhatsApp king,

Than my wife says, “Put away that thing!”

Ah, yes, my wife, my better half,

The one who makes me laugh and laugh.

She keeps me sane, she keeps me fed,

And tolerates my quirks all said.

Without her, life would be a mess,

A Netflix binge in constant stress.

She’s my rock, my partner, and my life,

(And also proof I scored a wife).

So there you have it, my sacred trio,

The Bible, phone, and wifey—oh!

They keep me grounded, keep me spry,

And help me laugh when days go awry.

Without them, life would be a drought,

These three are what I can’t live without!

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