What is the biggest challenge you will face in the next six months?

Oh, gather ‘round, ye weary souls, 
As the next six months of Trumpton rolls. 
The tweets will fly, MAGA caps will shout, 
And logic? Well, that’s been voted out. 

He’ll build a wall (or maybe not), 
While scandals brew in every pot. 
His hair, fake blond, defies the breeze, 
A golden fluff that’s sure to please. 

Executive orders, signed with flair, 
While facts and science gasp for air. 
“Fake news!” he’ll cry, with pointed glee, 
As truth retreats to history. 

Ivanka whispers, Jared schemes, 
While Bannon plots in fevered dreams. 
The Cabinet spins, a carousel, 
Of yes-men tales too wild to tell. 

He’ll golf, he’ll boast, he’ll feud and fight, 
At 3 a.m., he’ll tweet all night. 
Vladimir Putin’s his pen pal now, 
Their love notes make the world go “Wow!” 

Gaza? That’s just real estate,
A playground for the potentate.
And as for Ukraine’s mineral health.
It will all be his through tricks and stealth.

The economy? A rollercoaster ride,
With tariffs flung and markets fried.
“The best!” he’ll claim, with chest puffed wide,
While experts weep and fortunes slide.

And through it all, the circus plays,
A spectacle that never strays.
Six more months of Trumpton lore,
A reality show we can’t ignore.

So grab your popcorn, hold your nose,
The chaos blooms, the madness grows.
For in this land of red and blue,
The joke’s on us—what else is new?

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