“Home sweet home you call it?
I’ll give you home sweet home.
You arrive back here gone midnight
You poisionous little gnome!”
“I’ve had a drink, a couple,
maybe three or more,
I’ve come home to my loving wife
Who’s been waiting by the door.”
“Loving wife you call me?
I’ll give you loving wife!
I’ll wack you with my rolling pin
You epitamy of lowlife!”
“My sweet, my blossom, angel.
No need to be so cross.
Just a few drinks with the boys,
Then back home to the boss.”
“ The boss? The boss? You call me.
I’ll show you who’s the boss!
I’m not just blooming angry,
I’m very, very cross!
You said you’d be in time for tea
And then you’d walk the dog
Instead it’s way past bedtime,
Making me the pedagogue.”
“My little angel of desire,
Why do you treat me so?
You know you love me dearly,
It’s something we both know.”
“To bed with you, to bed I say,
Your love I can’t resist.
You know I love you through and through
Even if your Brahms and Liszt!”
© joseph r mason 2020
Joseph R. Mason 
Delightful and clever piece! Andy Capp was one of my favorite comic strips when I read them. Reg Smythe, quite a successful creator. I like your slang “Brahms and Liszt”! Great take on the prompt and thank you for joining in.
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Thanks Eugenia, I didn’t know that Andy had made it internationally! Brahms and Liszt is cockney rhyming slang. But I suspect you know that.
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Andy Capp!!!!
Awesome stuff! 👍
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